I was besprised and becited
When the wella blanna
besploded besuddenly beside me.
It was not what I had bespected.
O Giselle! O happiness!
And speaking of things to repeat and repeat, I've invented a new alphabetical
order. My theory is that this is one of the more subversive things I could do.
The trick will be getting an incredibly catchy and infectious tune to go along
with this, so that soon all schoolchildren will be singing MY song. I've got
the new order, and I'm working on the I-just-can't-get-that-song-out-of-my-
head melody.
CAJBFMPKVOYZDEQXINWRGHTSLU
You'll note that it begins with my intials. *Something* had to take priority,
and I figured it might as well be ME. Right now you can sing it along to the
old song, but once I get the new song going, I'll add a link to a rousing chorus
of the New Alphabet.